My Spirit Animal is a Water Fowl

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I think my spirit animal is a duck.

From the outside, I try to look like this:

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Oooh, how about a swan!

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Yeah, a swan! My spirit animal is a swan, not a duck!

But really, I'm usually feelin' like this:

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And guys, I'm afraid of water... So this is not a good feeling!

Does anyone else ever feel like this?

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PS A really good blog post on how to appear like a CALM swimming duck (not a frantically paddling one).