Anybody who knows me well will tell you the way to my heart is... through a good back massage. :) And by good, I mean, there are 99.9% odds that you will NOT hurt me, so please give it all the ganas you've got! (I'm very specific in my massaging needs, and very few people can satisfy them.) "The harder, the better" is my life massage motto.
That's why I can totally relate to this little guy! He knows what he wants, and he has no qualms about asking for it. You're an inspiration, little fella! :)